BANEGI APNI BAAT

Well it is long time since anything has happened around office…well office has always been bustling with activities, rather happenings…we have a people, oops should be saying employees, isn’t…anyways sab chalta hain……with there normal activities…..And I have taken the responsibility of recording the events around…so here they go……

The toppers in the list:

The item girl (IG) : She has actually taken up the job of making people around her going bonkers….you see, she is the only one who can with utmost confidence say a thing that may be wrong.

Episode 1: (at the bay)

Boss: Guys, is “xyz” a java guy.
IG (promptly): boss, he is an oracle DBA guy
We all check around and find out him to be java guy. All eyes roll towards "IG".
Boss: Miss. IG, who on earth gave you the idea that he is a java guy ?
IG: well, I just thought so. Nothing wrong is it?

Epi: 2 (at canteen)

IG: ash, please don’t laugh so loudly, so you may get fatter…
Hearing this we all laugh more loudly, also questioning her “why”?
IG: Well, you see you may swallow some air and grow fat, Never know….(rolling her eyes)….all of us split into more laughter.

Episode: 3 (at meeting)

Boss, all fuming with anger, had called out for meeting in his typical sign. Fingers pointed to the meeting room. These days, he pointing fingers at doors, giving cold shivers to all around. Well, you never know who will be jacked.
Well, coming to the point:
Scene: Boss, fuming at anger
IG: But, sir, nobody gives any right answer to any questions I ask.
Boss: who, who is that? Name it. Let me see.
IG: it’s H. He never bothers to give me any right answers.
Others just hold them tight not to give out the peels of laughter that normally accompanies them.

Well, one can just continue with her “kissa”. But since we have all other waiting in line, need to consider them.

The die-hard shopper 1:

One hungry morning, all waiting at “kaka ki tapri”

DhS1: "yaar, sabke motorcycles aa gaye, yeh bhi aaya, who bhi aaya, magar sirf samose wale ki motorcycle nahin aayi….."

The entire tapri in action…..imagining how the samosa wala would be in ninth cloud, thinking and seeing a dame thinking of her and awaiting her. Thinking, how she will sing the “yaad aa rahi hain” song for her.

Well, we have also named her samosa eating skills after being inspired from Abhay deol’s movie “9.40 ki 4 samose”

Well, for others are just busy with the holidays that are coming up.

The die-hard shopper 2 “Planning (expressions scared and happy at the same time) of her “go goa” trip to eat fishes…poor fishes….
The loving husband: Planning for both his kid and also taking classes with Ramdev Maharajah…..now, now, you should understand that “aap to kaate peete gharana ke hain, pata laga biwi inkar karde pechchaan ne se
The Funny man: too busy planning marriage, in his own world of wife, house and marriage, and secretly imagining his good days ahead. Magar, beta, bhool gaye,shaadi motichur ke laddo hain, bhai, jo kaaye pachataye…….